Thanks to all the snow days this winter, I had the time to make these glittery dinosaur shoes! The T. Rex is one of my favorite dinosaurs because scientists suspect that it had a toxic bite. Its teeth were curved inward, so whenever a T. Rex ate other dinosaurs, pieces of meat would get stuck in its teeth! Since there was no dinosaur dental floss, the meat would rot and grow loads of bacteria. So even a small injury from a T. Rex’s bite would cause massive infections and probably lead to death. This would happen only if you managed to escape the T. Rex after it bit you, which is not likely if you were wearing these heels.
Learn more about the T. Rex and other dinosaurs by checking out this post, featuring my dinosaur dress (a perfect match for these shoes).
The theme song to a show about serial killers converted to sound like an 8-bit Atari game? Ahh yeah, that’s my jam!
Mike 2600 has converted the show’s eerie theme music into an 8-bit version that is begging for a video game companion — make it happen, internet nerds!
Until that happens though, (probably 24 hours max) you’ll just have to play with your Rust Cohle paper doll by Jeannetto for fun. Make him interrogate some beer can men about the pointless existence of life or something.
(made on gemvara.com by steel candy)
Daw Kristoff <3
Print this out and watch True Detective’s finale tonight with your own little Rust Cohle. Reblog so your friends can have copies for their viewing parties.